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Way Off The Grid: Obama to Require Middle Class To “Spread The Toys Around” to Avoid Fiscal Cliff

Dec 18th, 2012 | By
Way Off The Grid: Obama to Require Middle Class To “Spread The Toys Around” to Avoid Fiscal Cliff

Editor’s Note: Way Off the Grid is a satire feature of Off the Grid News. While the articles in this section may deal with current events, they are meant to portray these topics in a satirical and humorous light. WASHINGTON, D.C. – After the “fiscal cliff” negotiations hit yet another stalemate, the Obama administration announced
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Way Off the Grid: CIA Complains of Intrusive Governmental Snooping by FBI

Dec 3rd, 2012 | By
Way Off the Grid: CIA Complains of Intrusive Governmental Snooping by FBI

Editor’s Note: Way Off the Grid is a satire feature of Off the Grid News. While the articles in this section may deal with current events, they are meant to portray these topics in a satirical and humorous light. WASHINGTON, D.C. – In the aftermath of the resignation of CIA Director David Petraeus for an
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Way Off the Grid: Lance Armstrong Nearing Endorsement Contract for Genetically Modified Foods

Nov 12th, 2012 | By
Way Off the Grid: Lance Armstrong Nearing Endorsement Contract for Genetically Modified Foods

Editor’s Note: Way Off the Grid is a satire feature of Off the Grid News. While the articles in this section may deal with current events, they are meant to portray these topics in a satirical and humorous light. ST. LOUIS – After insurmountable evidence of doping led companies such as Nike to cancel lucrative
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Way Off the Grid: Wall Street Threatens to Postpone Presidential Election

Oct 29th, 2012 | By
Way Off the Grid: Wall Street Threatens to Postpone Presidential Election

Editor’s Note: Way Off the Grid is a satire feature of Off the Grid News. While the articles in this section may deal with current events, they are meant to portray these topics in a satirical and humorous light. NEW YORK – In a directive delivered Tuesday to the U.S. Congress, fifteen Wall Street CEOs
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Harvard Makes Everyone Stay for Detention After Cheating Scandal

Oct 8th, 2012 | By
Harvard Makes Everyone Stay for Detention After Cheating Scandal

Editor’s Note: Way Off the Grid is a satire feature of Off the Grid News. While the articles in this section may deal with current events, they are meant to portray these topics in a satirical and humorous light. CAMBRIDGE, MA – In the midst of a chaotic Harvard University investigation of possible student cheating,
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Democratic, Republican Parties in Merger Talks

Oct 1st, 2012 | By
Democratic, Republican Parties in Merger Talks

Editor’s Note: Way Off the Grid is a satire feature of Off the Grid News. While the articles in this section may deal with current events, they are meant to portray these topics in a satirical and humorous light. NEW YORK – After struggling with bankruptcy for the past few decades, the two major political
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Study: Snoring Linked to Superior Intelligence and Depth of Character

Aug 27th, 2012 | By
Study: Snoring Linked to Superior Intelligence and Depth of Character

Editor’s Note: Way Off the Grid is a satire feature of Off the Grid News. While the articles in this section may deal with current events, they are meant to portray these topics in a satirical and humorous light. LOS ANGELES – Two new medical studies have found that people who snore heavily score far
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Mars Rover Protests Lack of Privacy, Color Variety

Aug 20th, 2012 | By
Mars Rover Protests Lack of Privacy, Color Variety

Editor’s Note: Way Off the Grid is a satire feature of Off the Grid News. While the articles in this section may deal with current events, they are meant to portray these topics in a satirical and humorous light. PASADENA – Reports from NASA’s Jet Propulsion Laboratory have begun to trickle out, saying that all
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Top Myths About London’s Olympic Games

Aug 6th, 2012 | By
Top Myths About London’s Olympic Games

Editor’s Note: Way Off the Grid is a satire feature of Off the Grid News. While the articles in this section may deal with current events, they are meant to portray these topics in a satirical and humorous light. LONDON – The Olympic Games will once again attract athletes and audiences from the far reaches
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Supreme Court Now Accepting Bids For First Amendment

Jul 30th, 2012 | By
Supreme Court Now Accepting Bids For First Amendment

Editor’s Note: Way Off the Grid is a satire feature of Off the Grid News. While the articles in this section may deal with current events, they are meant to portray these topics in a satirical and humorous light. WASHINGTON, D.C. – The Supreme Court’s 7-2 decision Monday to strike down a Montana law that
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