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An Old Fashioned, Polytheistic, Professionally Vetted, Multi-Cultural Merry Christmas From The White House

An Old Fashioned, Polytheistic, Professionally Vetted, Multi-Cultural Merry Christmas From The White House

After thorough discussion and review by Eric Holder, please accept with no obligation expressed or implied, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday practiced within the most enjoyable traditions ...

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WikiLeaks Revelations Prompt Unprecedented, Tearful State Department Apology

WikiLeaks Revelations Prompt Unprecedented, Tearful State Department Apology

WASHINGTON — The United States’ top diplomat Hillary Clinton today applauded the recent WikiLeaks release of hundreds of thousands of documents that detail the nation’s strong-armed diplomatic pettiness against virtually every other country in the world. The disclosure of secret ...

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President Files Own Impeachment Forms as Part of Midterm Election Ritual

President Files Own Impeachment Forms as Part of Midterm Election Ritual

WASHINGTON — Upon return from his ten-day tour of Asia, President Obama gathered with newly empowered Republican leaders for the first time since the election. Both sides expressed a desire to avoid political gridlock. In a conciliatory move, the President’s ...

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Haiti Opts Out of Remainder of Hurricane Season

Haiti Opts Out of Remainder of Hurricane Season

PORT-AU-PRINCE — After hurricane Tomas ripped through Haiti, destroying some 5,000 houses and causing 18 million dollars in new damage, Haiti’s Prime Minister Jean-Max Bellerive announced on behalf of the National Assembly that Haiti will withdraw from its current hurricane ...

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