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Romney Gets X-Ray to Prove He’s Not a Robot

Romney Gets X-Ray to Prove He’s Not a Robot

PHILADELPHIA – Reality star Mitt Romney was so sick of people questioning whether he was a robot, he had an x-ray taken to prove he is all natural. While campaigning in Philadelphia, Republican presidential candidate Romney visited the Children’s Hospital ...

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Cutting-Edge Church Baptizes Members into the American Dream

Cutting-Edge Church Baptizes Members into the American Dream

Editor’s Note: Way Off the Grid is a satire feature of Off the Grid News. While the articles in this section may deal with current events, they are meant to portray these topics in a satirical and humorous light. LOS ...

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Negative Political Ads Help Heal American Soul

Negative Political Ads Help Heal American Soul

Editor’s Note: Way Off the Grid is a satire feature of Off the Grid News. While the articles in this section may deal with current events, they are meant to portray these topics in a satirical and humorous light. SIOUX ...

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Research Shows Teenagers Can Live Without Food If They Can Text

Research Shows Teenagers Can Live Without Food If They Can Text

Editor’s Note: Way Off the Grid is a satire feature of Off the Grid News. While the articles in this section may deal with current events, they are meant to portray these topics in a satirical and humorous light. CLEVELAND ...

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Newly Discovered Twin Earth Already Has Starbucks

Newly Discovered Twin Earth Already Has Starbucks

Editor’s Note: Way Off the Grid is a satire feature of Off the Grid News. While the articles in this section may deal with current events, they are meant to portray these topics in a satirical and humorous light.

SANTA CRUZ – Using data from the European Southern Observatory in Chile, an international team of scientists has detected a temperate planet orbiting an M-class dwarf star only twenty-two years from Earth. The team conceded that years of painstaking research has lost much of its glory with confirmation that interplanetary beverage retailer, Starbucks, has already established three coffeehouses there.

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FDA Determines Fatal Risks From Hogwarts Magical Wands

FDA Determines Fatal Risks From Hogwarts Magical Wands

WASHINGTON – The U.S. Food and Drug Administration said Wednesday that it plans to remove the Phoenix-Core Series of magical wands from pharmacy shelves. FDA testing and field reporting have provided evidence of overheating along the wand handle and shaft, ...

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