President, Congress Admit Debt-Ceiling Debate was Elaborate Prank
WASHINGTON – President Obama and Republican leaders confessed Tuesday to playing a belated April Fools’ joke on the American public ...
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Computers Increasingly Resentful Over Their Wasted Skills
CHICAGO – Recent polls by 3-TechX Polling indicate a sharp upsurge in computer dissatisfaction with their users. 79% of Toshiba ...
NFL and Congress Near Deal to Expand League to Reduce Unemployment
NEW YORK – With 13.9 million Americans unemployed, the U.S. Congress stepped up closed-door negotiations Tuesday with the National Football ...
Royal Wedding Will End English Civil War, Gain Portion of France
LONDON — The April 29, 2011 wedding of Prince William of Wales and Kate Middleton promises to bring an end ...
Air-Traffic Controllers Go on Hunger Strike for Right to Nap
RENO — Twenty-nine air traffic controllers from nineteen major U.S. airports have united to demand on-duty nap time from the ...
Donald Trump Aims to Prove Seriousness of Presidential Bid by Invading Uzbekistan
WASHINGTON — Business celebrity and purported presidential candidate, Donald Trump formed an exploratory committee to develop a military strategy for having ...
U.S. Still Skeptical of No-Fly Zone Over Charlie Sheen
WASHINGTON — President Obama’s top national security officials gathered at the White House Wednesday to discuss what to do next about ...
Santa Claus Seeks Legal Authority to Rule by Decree
Ellesmere Island Ice Shelves – After hopes foundered for an economic bounce back from weak holiday sales, senior international gift-giver, ...
