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Supreme Court Now Accepting Bids For First Amendment

Supreme Court Now Accepting Bids For First Amendment

Editor’s Note: Way Off the Grid is a satire feature of Off the Grid News. While the articles in this section may deal with current events, they are meant to portray these topics in a satirical and humorous light. WASHINGTON, ...

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Negative Political Ads Help Heal American Soul

Negative Political Ads Help Heal American Soul

Editor’s Note: Way Off the Grid is a satire feature of Off the Grid News. While the articles in this section may deal with current events, they are meant to portray these topics in a satirical and humorous light. SIOUX ...

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US Postal Service Admits It’s Just Standing Around Without Much to Do

US Postal Service Admits It’s Just Standing Around Without Much to Do

WASHINGTON – In response to Congressional grilling about the need for a $9 billion bailout for the United States Postal Service, postmaster general Derrick Donahoe confessed that, given the internet, the USPS is now better thought of a “crucial museum ...

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Pentagon Successfully Disintegrates $320 Million at Hypersonic Speed

Pentagon Successfully Disintegrates $320 Million at Hypersonic Speed

WASHINGTON – Pentagon scientists on Friday acknowledged they were ecstatic concerning the second successful flight vaporization of an experimental hypersonic plane carrying millions of dollars in cash. The Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency (DARPA) glider, called the Falcon Hypersonic Technology ...

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President, Congress Admit Debt-Ceiling Debate was Elaborate Prank

President, Congress Admit Debt-Ceiling Debate was Elaborate Prank

WASHINGTON – President Obama and Republican leaders confessed Tuesday to playing a belated April Fools’ joke on the American public in the form of a seemingly apocalyptic debate about the debt ceiling. Amid general giggling and back-slapping at Wednesday’s bipartisan ...

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Royal Wedding Will End English Civil War, Gain Portion of France

Royal Wedding Will End English Civil War, Gain Portion of France

LONDON — The April 29, 2011 wedding of Prince William of Wales and Kate Middleton promises to bring an end to the decades long civil war between Greater London and Berkshire Counties in south-east England. The couples’ November 2010 engagement ...

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