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Way Off the Grid: Wall Street Threatens to Postpone Presidential Election
Editor’s Note: Way Off the Grid is a satire feature of Off the Grid News. While the articles in this section may deal with current events, they are meant to portray these topics in a satirical and humorous light. NEW ...
Read More »Democratic, Republican Parties in Merger Talks
Editor’s Note: Way Off the Grid is a satire feature of Off the Grid News. While the articles in this section may deal with current events, they are meant to portray these topics in a satirical and humorous light. NEW ...
Read More »Mars Rover Protests Lack of Privacy, Color Variety
Editor’s Note: Way Off the Grid is a satire feature of Off the Grid News. While the articles in this section may deal with current events, they are meant to portray these topics in a satirical and humorous light. PASADENA ...
Read More »More Colleges Exposed in Widespread Pay-to-Read-Books Scam
RICHMOND – Independent audits of fifteen state and private colleges have shown them to be involved in charging students tens of thousands of dollars in “tuition” to read books and then listen to instructors restate the content of the same ...
Read More »Cutting-Edge Church Baptizes Members into the American Dream
Editor’s Note: Way Off the Grid is a satire feature of Off the Grid News. While the articles in this section may deal with current events, they are meant to portray these topics in a satirical and humorous light. LOS ...
Read More »Newly Discovered Twin Earth Already Has Starbucks
Editor’s Note: Way Off the Grid is a satire feature of Off the Grid News. While the articles in this section may deal with current events, they are meant to portray these topics in a satirical and humorous light.SANTA CRUZ – Using data from the European Southern Observatory in Chile, an international team of scientists has detected a temperate planet orbiting an M-class dwarf star only twenty-two years from Earth. The team conceded that years of painstaking research has lost much of its glory with confirmation that interplanetary beverage retailer, Starbucks, has already established three coffeehouses there.
Read More »Wal-Mart Announces Its Early Shopping Season is Actually for Next Year’s Christmas
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Read More »In Post Steve Jobs Surge, Apple Announces New Product Called Beta Videocassette Recorder
CUPERTINO – To great fanfare, Apple, Inc. unveiled the iBetamax video recorder as part of its continuing venture into next generation technologies, following the passing of Apple visionary Steve Jobs. Apple says the iBetamax will “provide consumers the ability to ...
Read More »GOP Debate Surge Threatens Coastal and Inland Areas
WASHINGTON – As the Republican debate season strengthens over the next two months, emergency managers from Florida to Nevada have urged residents to develop disaster plans and determine whether they live in evacuation zones. Forecasters are expecting six to seven ...
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