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More Colleges Exposed in Widespread Pay-to-Read-Books Scam

Jun 11th, 2012 | By
More Colleges Exposed in Widespread Pay-to-Read-Books Scam

RICHMOND – Independent audits of fifteen state and private colleges have shown them to be involved in charging students tens of thousands of dollars in “tuition” to read books and then listen to instructors restate the content of the same books, called “lectures.” “We’re finding students falling for this hoax at more and more institutions
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Way Off the Grid: Cruise Lines Overcome Bad Press by Offering Extreme Cruise Packages

Apr 23rd, 2012 | By
Way Off the Grid: Cruise Lines Overcome Bad Press by Offering Extreme Cruise Packages

Editor’s Note: Way Off the Grid is a satire feature of Off the Grid News. While the articles in this section may deal with current events, they are meant to portray these topics in a satirical and humorous light. MIAMI – After a two-year safety review of the cruise industry revealed continuing increasing risk problems,
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Romney Gets X-Ray to Prove He’s Not a Robot

Apr 16th, 2012 | By
Romney Gets X-Ray to Prove He’s Not a Robot

PHILADELPHIA – Reality star Mitt Romney was so sick of people questioning whether he was a robot, he had an x-ray taken to prove he is all natural. While campaigning in Philadelphia, Republican presidential candidate Romney visited the Children’s Hospital there to put to rest rumors that he is an artificial intelligence device. “My campaign
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Cutting-Edge Church Baptizes Members into the American Dream

Mar 26th, 2012 | By
Cutting-Edge Church Baptizes Members into the American Dream

Editor’s Note: Way Off the Grid is a satire feature of Off the Grid News. While the articles in this section may deal with current events, they are meant to portray these topics in a satirical and humorous light. LOS ANGELES – In a liturgical change that church leaders describe as long-time coming, the Keeping-It-Real
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Negative Political Ads Help Heal American Soul

Mar 19th, 2012 | By
Negative Political Ads Help Heal American Soul

Editor’s Note: Way Off the Grid is a satire feature of Off the Grid News. While the articles in this section may deal with current events, they are meant to portray these topics in a satirical and humorous light. SIOUX CITY – Numerous consumer indices, including the Consumer Confidence Index, have shown positive growth with
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Research Shows Teenagers Can Live Without Food If They Can Text

Feb 27th, 2012 | By
Research Shows Teenagers Can Live Without Food If They Can Text

Editor’s Note: Way Off the Grid is a satire feature of Off the Grid News. While the articles in this section may deal with current events, they are meant to portray these topics in a satirical and humorous light. CLEVELAND – According to laboratory studies at Case Western Reserve University, young Americans ages twelve to
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Newly Discovered Twin Earth Already Has Starbucks

Feb 13th, 2012 | By
Newly Discovered Twin Earth Already Has Starbucks

Editor’s Note: Way Off the Grid is a satire feature of Off the Grid News. While the articles in this section may deal with current events, they are meant to portray these topics in a satirical and humorous light.

SANTA CRUZ – Using data from the European Southern Observatory in Chile, an international team of scientists has detected a temperate planet orbiting an M-class dwarf star only twenty-two years from Earth. The team conceded that years of painstaking research has lost much of its glory with confirmation that interplanetary beverage retailer, Starbucks, has already established three coffeehouses there.



Way Off the Grid: Former Players Sue NFL for Suppressing Report that Football is a Contact Sport

Jan 9th, 2012 | By
Way Off the Grid: Former Players Sue NFL for Suppressing Report that Football is a Contact Sport

Editor’s Note: Way Off the Grid is a satire feature of Off the Grid News. While the articles in this section may deal with current events, they are meant to portray these topics in a satirical and humorous light. MIAMI – Nearly two dozen former NFL players are suing the league over the fact that
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North Korea Uses Kim Jong-il Funeral to Threaten Imposition of Rotary Phones on World

Jan 2nd, 2012 | By
North Korea Uses Kim Jong-il Funeral to Threaten Imposition of Rotary Phones on World

Editor’s Note: Way Off the Grid is a satire feature of Off the Grid News. While the articles in this section may deal with current events, they are meant to portray these topics in a satirical and humorous light. On Friday North Korea’s official website Uriminzokkiri attacked South Korea and western nations for “unacceptable and
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Wal-Mart Announces Its Early Shopping Season is Actually for Next Year’s Christmas

Nov 21st, 2011 | By
Wal-Mart Announces Its Early Shopping Season is Actually for Next Year’s Christmas

Editor’s Note: Way Off the Grid is a satire feature of Off the Grid News. While the articles in this section may deal with current events, they are meant to portray these topics in a satirical and humorous light. BENTONVILLE – Wal-Mart caught millions of shoppers off guard Thursday when it had to explain that
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