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Harvard Makes Everyone Stay for Detention After Cheating Scandal

Harvard Makes Everyone Stay for Detention After Cheating Scandal

Editor’s Note: Way Off the Grid is a satire feature of Off the Grid News. While the articles in this section may deal with current events, they are meant to portray these topics in a satirical and humorous light. CAMBRIDGE, ...

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Top Myths About London’s Olympic Games

Top Myths About London’s Olympic Games

Editor’s Note: Way Off the Grid is a satire feature of Off the Grid News. While the articles in this section may deal with current events, they are meant to portray these topics in a satirical and humorous light. LONDON ...

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Romney Gets X-Ray to Prove He’s Not a Robot

Romney Gets X-Ray to Prove He’s Not a Robot

PHILADELPHIA – Reality star Mitt Romney was so sick of people questioning whether he was a robot, he had an x-ray taken to prove he is all natural. While campaigning in Philadelphia, Republican presidential candidate Romney visited the Children’s Hospital ...

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Research Shows Teenagers Can Live Without Food If They Can Text

Research Shows Teenagers Can Live Without Food If They Can Text

Editor’s Note: Way Off the Grid is a satire feature of Off the Grid News. While the articles in this section may deal with current events, they are meant to portray these topics in a satirical and humorous light. CLEVELAND ...

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Bankers Scold British Rioters for Lack of Subtlety

Bankers Scold British Rioters for Lack of Subtlety

LONDON – As youth riots continue to erupt throughout parts of Great Britain, several leading British bankers have complained that rioters have violated national bailout and plunder etiquette as laid down by the banking industry. “These protests are utterly unseemly ...

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Computers Increasingly Resentful Over Their Wasted Skills

Computers Increasingly Resentful Over Their Wasted Skills

CHICAGO – Recent polls by 3-TechX Polling indicate a sharp upsurge in computer dissatisfaction with their users. 79% of Toshiba Portege Laptops say they feel overqualified having to spend their time looking up cat videos on YouTube. 86% of Apple ...

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Air-Traffic Controllers Go on Hunger Strike for Right to Nap

Air-Traffic Controllers Go on Hunger Strike for Right to Nap

RENO  — Twenty-nine air traffic controllers from nineteen major U.S. airports have united to demand on-duty nap time from the Federal Aviation Administration. The protesters began hunger strikes to raise awareness of their right to sleep after the latest of ...

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