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Harvard Makes Everyone Stay for Detention After Cheating Scandal
Editor’s Note: Way Off the Grid is a satire feature of Off the Grid News. While the articles in this section may deal with current events, they are meant to portray these topics in a satirical and humorous light. CAMBRIDGE, ...
Read More »Top Myths About London’s Olympic Games
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Read More »Romney Gets X-Ray to Prove He’s Not a Robot
PHILADELPHIA – Reality star Mitt Romney was so sick of people questioning whether he was a robot, he had an x-ray taken to prove he is all natural. While campaigning in Philadelphia, Republican presidential candidate Romney visited the Children’s Hospital ...
Read More »Research Shows Teenagers Can Live Without Food If They Can Text
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Read More »North Korea Uses Kim Jong-il Funeral to Threaten Imposition of Rotary Phones on World
Editor’s Note: Way Off the Grid is a satire feature of Off the Grid News. While the articles in this section may deal with current events, they are meant to portray these topics in a satirical and humorous light. On ...
Read More »Poll: Americans Strongly Reject National Identity Card Unless It’s Called “Facebook”
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Read More »Bankers Scold British Rioters for Lack of Subtlety
LONDON – As youth riots continue to erupt throughout parts of Great Britain, several leading British bankers have complained that rioters have violated national bailout and plunder etiquette as laid down by the banking industry. “These protests are utterly unseemly ...
Read More »Computers Increasingly Resentful Over Their Wasted Skills
CHICAGO – Recent polls by 3-TechX Polling indicate a sharp upsurge in computer dissatisfaction with their users. 79% of Toshiba Portege Laptops say they feel overqualified having to spend their time looking up cat videos on YouTube. 86% of Apple ...
Read More »Air-Traffic Controllers Go on Hunger Strike for Right to Nap
RENO — Twenty-nine air traffic controllers from nineteen major U.S. airports have united to demand on-duty nap time from the Federal Aviation Administration. The protesters began hunger strikes to raise awareness of their right to sleep after the latest of ...
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